A third grade Sunday School teacher was making the point with her class that God was omnipotent that He was able to do anything. She asked the class, "Is there anything that you can think of that God cannot do?" There was silence.
Then one little boy held up his hand. Somewhat frustrated that the point had been lost on this little boy, she asked, "Well, just what is it that God can't do?"
"Well," replied the boy, "He can't please everybody!"