A man on a luxury liner fell overboard. He can’t swim and in desperation he begins calling for help. Now it just so happens that there are several would be rescuers on deck who witnessed the incident.

The first man, when he saw the man fall overboard, immediately reached into his briefcase and pulled out a book on how to swim. He tossed it to him and yelled, “Now brother, you read that and just follow the instructions and you will be all right.”

The man next to him, when he s…