A certain little boy was late for Sunday school. His teacher, seeing him slip in, asked him the reason. The boy shuffled his feet uncertainly for a moment, then blurted out: "I started out to go fishing instead, but my dad wouldn't let me."

The teacher beamed broadly, "He was quite right not to let you go fishing on a Sunday. Did he explain to you why?"

The little boy nodded. "Oh yes, sir. He said there wasn't enough bait for the two of us."